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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-05-13	Pub. Date:	2012-05-13
Image Number:	79902
Caption:	RING! RING! RING! You're not gonna answer it? Why would I do that? RING RING RING RING RING RING RING. My friends text me. My creditors email me. RING! RING! RING! If anyone calls me at home, odds are it's a telemarketer or a politician. RING! RING! R - RING! RING! RING! So you don't trust anyone who actually wants to talk to you. Right. That's just shady. CLICK!
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-05-12	Pub. Date:	2012-05-12
Image Number:	80536
Caption:	Hi, Lemont? Speaking. Hey, it's Keith. I don't know any "Keith." Are you gonna try to sell me something, Keith? Lemont! Buddy! 'Course not! I'm just a total stranger calling to share the good news about Awesomecorp cotton-flavored grizzly bear lures. Goodbye, Keith.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-04-18	Pub. Date:	2012-04-18
Image Number:	79203
Caption:	� And that's why you need to buy these windows. You realize that you just called a phone booth, right? PHONE. PHONE. Um � Well � Do the windows need replacing?
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	King Features

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-04-17	Pub. Date:	2012-04-17
Image Number:	79202
Caption:	� And that's the incredible offer we have for you. Tell me more. I don�t know if I can � I never made it to this point in the script with anybody.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	King Features

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-04-16	Pub. Date:	2012-04-16
Image Number:	79201
Caption:	Remember how you asked me to find you a job at a bank? No, but go ahead. This will be perfect. A phone bank isn't really a bank, Simone.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	King Features

Cartoonist(s):	Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon:	Pickles
Viewable Date:	2012-03-13	Pub. Date:	2012-03-13
Image Number:	76921
Caption:	How was your day, dad? Oh � Kind of sad. I went to a funeral. I didn�t really know the guy that well, but still, it was � WOW! LOOK A THAT! A BUZZ-O-MATIC BEARD AND MUSTACHE TRIMMER FOR $9.95! Well, you seem to be coping pretty well. Did you get that number?
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon:	Speed Bump
Viewable Date:	2012-02-28	Pub. Date:	2012-02-28
Image Number:	76726
Caption:	Stupid telemarketers � I hate when they interrupt our family dinner.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Creator's Syndicate

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-01-21	Pub. Date:	2012-01-21
Image Number:	43151
Caption:	Dear telemarketer, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Are you happy with your current chair? Or does sitting in it hour after hour make your lower back sore? Do you feel the pain slowly spreading up your spine and spread out like calloused fingers gripping and squeezing your ribs? Why don't you think about that for a few hours after you hear the beep. Beep. (Originally published on 2010-01-23.)
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon:	That's Life
Viewable Date:	2011-08-08	Pub. Date:	2005-01-29
Image Number:	9398
Caption:	Raven Sings Nevermore. Never my love. No, I ain't never. There will never be anyone else. Never in a thousand years. Never going to say goodbye. The first of never. Call Now 1-800-555-37-3.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Freelance/Self-Syndicated

10.

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon:	Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2011-05-26	Pub. Date:	2010-05-27
Image Number:	47950
Caption:	I'm a telemarketer and work part time for a towing company and impound lot. I sell a little weed on the side and turn an occasional trick. I'm a United States congressman. How do you live with yourself.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Creator's Syndicate

11.

Cartoonist(s):	Dan Piraro
Comic/Cartoon:	Bizarro
Viewable Date:	2011-05-05	Pub. Date:	2011-05-05
Image Number:	60416
Caption:	Hi, Scooter, thanks for calling. If I can just get your credit card info, we can get started. Call of the wild.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	King Features

12.

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2011-02-25	Pub. Date:	2011-02-25
Image Number:	58089
Caption:	Hi. I heard your commercial on the radio in my car today. I'd like to buy your product, but I need you to call me back. Okay, mister. Sure. That number is 555-9574! That's 555-9574! 555-95974! 555-9574!
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	King Features

13.

Cartoonist(s):	Bob Staake
Comic/Cartoon:	Bob Staake's Humorous Illustrations
Viewable Date:	2011-02-15	Pub. Date:	2002-08-21
Image Number:	1907
Caption:	(No caption). Man holds phone while long arm reaches out of phone to remove money from man's wallet.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Bob Staake

14.

Cartoonist(s):	Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon:	Opus
Viewable Date:	2011-02-07	Pub. Date:	2004-01-25
Image Number:	8939
Caption:	Click. Hello? Hello, Ma. It's, uh, just me � I'm in a little crisis. Can we talk? That's why God made mothers, dear. Go on. Well � Things have changed while I've been gone. Corporations � Government � Media � Churches � Nothing's fully on the level! Everything seems to be up for sale! I ... I ... I don't know what to trust anymore! Oh, yes you do, young man! ... I pray for America if a boy can't still trust his mother! So go get 'em! You're a great, shining, shooting star! With a cute little inky-dinky butt? With a cute little inky-dinky butt! Boy, moms are great! That'll be ten bucks. The inky-dinky but guy is back! HeeHee! Ha! Ha! Ha! Dial-A-Mom. 1-900.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

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Cartoonist(s):	J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon:	Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date:	2010-12-14	Pub. Date:	2010-12-14
Image Number:	55244
Caption:	Yes, I guess you've reached the man of the house, but there's probably an asterisk next to the word "man."
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Universal Press

16.

Cartoonist(s):	Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon:	Speed Bump
Viewable Date:	2010-12-08	Pub. Date:	2010-12-08
Image Number:	54941
Caption:	Sure, I'd love to donate to your cause - Just give me a call back after new year's � 2010.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Creator's Syndicate

17.

Cartoonist(s):	Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon:	Arctic Circle
Viewable Date:	2010-11-28	Pub. Date:	2010-11-28
Image Number:	54141
Caption:	Hello? Is this Oskar the penguin? Yes! Have I won the lottery? No � I - Are you from the U.S. Air Force, conscripting penguins to fight? No � Is my uncle Wilberforce dead? No � In a coma? No � Slightly stunned? Er � Are you offering me a free trial of "Ant Racer" magazine? ... No ... You must be from a secret spy agency that wants me to conduct an ace mission detailed in this message that will self-destruct in 5 seconds ... Sigh ... Are you Angelina Jolie? ... Do you want me to compete in the Olympics? No ... His record is 42 minutes before they hang up.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	King Features

18.

Cartoonist(s):	Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon:	Speed Bump
Viewable Date:	2010-10-13	Pub. Date:	2010-10-13
Image Number:	53032
Caption:	Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Creator's Syndicate

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Cartoonist(s):	Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon:	Speed Bump
Viewable Date:	2010-09-24	Pub. Date:	2010-09-24
Image Number:	52268
Caption:	Hey, what did we tell you? No phone at dinnertime, unless you're soliciting money for our bogus charity.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Creator's Syndicate

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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2010-02-25	Pub. Date:	2010-02-25
Image Number:	44529
Caption:	Your call is very important to us --- We make a lot of money selling lists of phone numbers.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For Merchandise:	Store	For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	Universal Press

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