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1.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2012-05-18 Pub. Date: 2012-05-18
Image Number: 80547
Caption: This is a recording??? Why didn’t you tell me that before I wasted some of my best pickup lines?
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For Newspapers: Universal Press
 
2.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2012-04-28 Pub. Date: 2012-04-28
Image Number: 79441
Caption: I'm currently unavailable, but be sure to follow me on Twitter. !?!
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3.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-21 Pub. Date: 2012-04-21
Image Number: 79552
Caption: Hello, Presidential candidate, your robocall has reached the home of a registered voter. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out searching for the nonexistent job your party promised you'd deliver last time you ran for office. I'm Lemont Brown, and I approved this message.
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4.  
Cartoonist(s): Rex May
Comic/Cartoon: Rex May Gag Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-05 Pub. Date: 2008-07-21
Image Number: 25292
Caption: Please stay on the line -- Your call is very important to us … important to us … important to us … important to us...
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For Newspapers: Freelance/Self-Syndicated
 
5.  
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2012-03-07 Pub. Date: 2012-03-07
Image Number: 76721
Caption: Earl, aren't you going to answer the phone? Ring! Ring! Nope. I don’t answer the phone anymore. It's almost never anyone I want to talk to. If they really want to talk to me, they can leave me a message on the answering machine. We don’t have an answering machine. Even better.
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6.  
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2012-02-13 Pub. Date: 2009-02-11
Image Number: 30605
Caption: Thank heavens for modern technology! Guidance. I left messages to let your parents know you've been suspended for fighting. Yes, Mr Sage. Let's get home! Your voicemail message has been erased! Thank heavens for modern technology.
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7.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-21 Pub. Date: 2012-01-21
Image Number: 43151
Caption: Dear telemarketer, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Are you happy with your current chair? Or does sitting in it hour after hour make your lower back sore? Do you feel the pain slowly spreading up your spine and spread out like calloused fingers gripping and squeezing your ribs? Why don't you think about that for a few hours after you hear the beep. Beep. (Originally published on 2010-01-23.)
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8.  
Cartoonist(s): Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon: Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 74228
Caption: Hang on, Hagar … It can't be much further … You're repeating yourself, Lucky Eddie! This is the famous Echo Canyon! What does 'echo' mean? Echo Canyon. You shout something into the canyon, and what you say will come back to you! I think I'll give it a try! HELLO! My name is Hagar the Horrible! Sorry, I'm not here right now ... But if you'll shout your message, I'll get back to you as soon as possible!
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For Newspapers: King Features
 
9.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2011-12-02 Pub. Date: 2011-12-02
Image Number: 73223
Caption: You've reached the voice mail of an attractive, single woman. For training purposes, this call may be recorded by Jerkbusters International, a nonprofit organization.
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10.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-06 Pub. Date: 2011-08-06
Image Number: 63976
Caption: Dear Momma, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out buying you roses for every little holiday, special occasion, and cold you've ever had in my whole entire life that I neglected to commemorate. Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I get over all these bee stings. Beep.
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11.  
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-20 Pub. Date: 2011-07-20
Image Number: 63558
Caption: You may begin your message at the tone… beep… Rupert Murdoch, this is Prime Minister David Cameron. You are a ruthless, unprincipled jerk!! Think he'll get that? Of course… I left it on my voicemail.
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For Newspapers: Creator's Syndicate
 
12.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-18 Pub. Date: 2011-06-18
Image Number: 62128
Caption: Hello, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Please leave a message. Hi, Laquisha, this is Tyrone. I'm sick and tired of you always complaining about me … saying I never listen, and that I never pay attention … … or whatever.
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13.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-12 Pub. Date: 2011-03-12
Image Number: 58318
Caption: Hello UPS-guy, you've reached Lemont Brown in apartment 3B. I'm not here at the moment … … because I'm downstairs in the bushes holding a big net. I'm waiting for you to buzz my apartment just once before leaving a "sorry we missed you" slip and trying to take off before I have a chance to answer. At the sound of the beep, turn around 'cause I'm standing right behind you.
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14.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2011-02-16 Pub. Date: 2011-02-16
Image Number: 57407
Caption: "Greetings, residents of Newark. This is an automated message from City Hall with three important points of information regarding tomorrow's expected snow emergency: 1. Cars parked on snow emergency routes after 3 p.m. will be towed. 2. Scheduled trash pickup for tomorrow will take place the following date. 3. There will be free hot chocolate for women at 509 Dingleberry Street, Home of the Fusco Brothers."
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15.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-09 Pub. Date: 2011-02-09
Image Number: 57040
Caption: Your honor, I'd like to renew my request that you allow me time to find a new lawyer. This is not the lawyer I hired. It's his six-year-old nephew Billy. My real lawyer is missing. At least let me find HIM. He left some weird message on my voicemail about being held in some dungeon. I couldn't hear the address, 'cuase reception was bad. Your honor, we would like to change our plea to "guilty by reason of insanity." This is a custody case, counselor.
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16.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2011-01-27 Pub. Date: 2011-01-27
Image Number: 56629
Caption: "You've reached the former residence of the Fusco Brothers. If you are a collection agency, we have moved to Venezuela. If you are a woman, we were kidding about Venezuela, so please leave a message."
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17.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2011-01-13 Pub. Date: 2011-01-13
Image Number: 56147
Caption: Finally! I didn't go directly to voicemail! Beeeeeeep.
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18.  
Cartoonist(s): Dan Piraro
Comic/Cartoon: Bizarro
Viewable Date: 2011-01-13 Pub. Date: 2011-01-13
Image Number: 56045
Caption: You have one new message and three saved messages.
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19.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-24 Pub. Date: 2010-12-24
Image Number: 55459
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out stimulating the economy by buying gifts I can't afford with money I don't have, after which I'll be unable to pay you back. Merry Christmas, and thank you for helping me do my patriotic duty. Beep.
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20.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-03 Pub. Date: 2010-11-03
Image Number: 53692
Caption: Hello, you've reached Loafer Meeks, "The Law Guy"! This outgoing message is brought to you by that homeless man in the alley. Wanna get rid of that annoying pocket-jingle caused by spare change? Stop by today for service with a smile! I can't wait till this recession is over. Also brought to you by Preparation I ... for when H just doesn't cut it.
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