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Cartoonist(s):	J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon:	Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date:	2012-05-23	Pub. Date:	2012-05-23
Image Number:	80783
Caption:	I wasn�t always the failure you see before you, Axel. Once I was your age, with a life full of promise ahead of me, and no excuse for not making it. That's why I envy you. When you fail, you can always blame it on being born a wolverine. ! ! !
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

Cartoonist(s):	Hilary Price
Comic/Cartoon:	Rhymes with Orange
Viewable Date:	2012-05-23	Pub. Date:	2012-05-23
Image Number:	80807
Caption:	The Out. I'd like to help you with your five-thousand-piece Lego set, but I can't. It says right on the box "Ages 7-12."
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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon:	Zits
Viewable Date:	2012-05-22	Pub. Date:	2012-05-22
Image Number:	80836
Caption:	You left that basket of laundry at the top of the stairs?? Yeah. I guess I didn�t notice it. How could you not notice something that's completely blocking your way with a note attached to it that says "please carry this downstairs"??? Practice.
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Cartoonist(s):	Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon:	Arctic Circle
Viewable Date:	2012-05-22	Pub. Date:	2012-05-22
Image Number:	80746
Caption:	The food prices in there have suddenly gone up. $6 for peaches? Excuse me - don�t you guarantee to beat any local competitor's price? We do. Have you driven them out of business already? No � � But we no longer have local competitors. Mal-Wart.
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Cartoonist(s):	Gary Varvel
Comic/Cartoon:	Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2012-05-21	Pub. Date:	2012-05-20
Image Number:	81215
Caption:	� My dog ate it � My printer ran out of ink � My computer crashed � I was too busy saving the world from the mean ol' Republican bullies � Reid. Budget Homework.
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For Newspapers:	Creator's Syndicate

Cartoonist(s):	John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon:	The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date:	2012-05-20	Pub. Date:	2012-05-20
Image Number:	80037
Caption:	Oooo � Are you ok, grandpa? Excuse me, sir, but are you suffering from high blood pressure? Um � Just take one of our special tablets every day and you'll be back down to your old 120/80 self in no time. Side effects include your face blowing up like a balloon, but don't worry ... Because two of these taken at mealtime will eliminate puffiness. They may cause insomnia, but hey ... You can take one of these before bed and you'll sleep like a baby, although you'll notice a slight irregularity. In which case, take one of these in the morning. And here ... I don't know what any of these are, but try taking them anyway. Actually, I was only feeling a bit hungry. Ooo ... Hunger pangs. In that case, have you considered diet pills to eliminate that constant gnawing feeling in your stomach? Who let that guy in?
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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-05-08	Pub. Date:	2012-05-08
Image Number:	80532
Caption:	Stuff you don't want to hear about. Feigned interest. Stuff you don't want to hear about. Stuff you don't want to hear about. I just remembered � I left my dog on the ledge of a skyscraper, and if I don't leave right now it may plummet to its death � or some other desperate excuse to leave. 8. I can't take a hint. Say, here's more stuff you don't want to hear about.
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon:	Pickles
Viewable Date:	2012-04-30	Pub. Date:	2012-04-30
Image Number:	79626
Caption:	Darn it! I was really hoping to get some yardwork done today! But this stupid couch grabbed me as I walked by and clutched me in its powerful grip. I struggled mightily to escape, but it was too strong for me. Yeah, right! For what it�s worth, I believe you.
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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon:	Pickles
Viewable Date:	2012-04-28	Pub. Date:	2012-04-28
Image Number:	79239
Caption:	I thought you were going to trim the tree in the backyard. I was, but on my way, I walked by the couch and it grabbed me, wrestled me down and pinned me on my back. I struggled, but it wouldn�t let me go, so I had to surrender. Oh brother! I haven't given up. We're having a rematch tomorrow!
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

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Cartoonist(s):	Ann Telnaes
Comic/Cartoon:	Ann Telnaes' Women's eNews Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2012-04-23	Pub. Date:	2002-12-18
Image Number:	3735
Caption:	US International Family Planning Clinic. Repeat after me: "Not tonight, dear--I have a headache." Thermometers.
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For Newspapers:	Freelance/Self-Syndicated

11.

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-04-20	Pub. Date:	2012-04-20
Image Number:	79205
Caption:	I see you were charged with public intoxication. I blame the arresting officer � He was a pessimist. Excuse me? He said I was half drunk. I prefer to think I was half sober.
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For Newspapers:	King Features

12.

Cartoonist(s):	Joel Pett
Comic/Cartoon:	Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2012-04-20	Pub. Date:	2012-04-20
Image Number:	79852
Caption:	Talk about the poor � I'll fight for the middle class! Don�t tax the rich � No class warfare! Talk about poor excuses �
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For Newspapers:	CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times

13.

Cartoonist(s):	Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon:	Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date:	2012-04-17	Pub. Date:	2012-04-17
Image Number:	79256
Caption:	Okay, we've arrived! The Antarctic! Finally. Let's rest for a minute. Then we can start the census-taking. Good � Need � Rest � Phew! Maybe I'll try one just for practice. Hmmmmm � One stinky pack mule. Well, excuse my non-freshness!
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Cartoonist(s):	John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon:	The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date:	2012-04-15	Pub. Date:	2012-04-15
Image Number:	78052
Caption:	MEDICAL EMERGENCY!! PREP THE E.R.!!! Excuse me, doctor, but I need to see the patient's insurance card. Move aside!! Can't you see I'm busy here?!! Is he dead? No, but his batteries were. Quick! This man has funny bone-it is and I need to operate! What does it mean when his nose lights up? Bzzzt. Um ... It means he's all better. No it doesn't. It means you botched the operation. I hope you paid your malpractice premiums this month. What do you know?! You're just the receptionist! This is the stupidest game I've ever played. I quit. Wait! I really need your help with his triple bypass!!
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Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-04-11	Pub. Date:	2012-04-11
Image Number:	78540
Caption:	Excuse me just a moment. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. H&R Block, this is Charlie Brown. Yes, that's really my name and believe me, I've heard all the jokes � Besides you, a bricklayer, two teachers, a podiatrist and a guy who works temporary jobs � But that's just today.
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Cartoonist(s):	Kieran Meehan
Comic/Cartoon:	Pros & Cons
Viewable Date:	2012-04-08	Pub. Date:	2012-04-08
Image Number:	77780
Caption:	So you were taking your dog for a walk, you heard a suspicious noise, went to investigate and found yourself caught up in a police operation to catch a jewel thief? Yes. Where's your dog? Gasp. I wish to report a missing dog.
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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-04-02	Pub. Date:	2012-04-02
Image Number:	78532
Caption:	Excuse me, do you know how to get to my dad's house? I think I'm lost. Whuh? Who are you? What're you doing here? My name's Trayvon Martin. Do you know how I can get home? I'm tryna watch the all-star game with my dad. Um � Have you watched the news the last few weeks? I'm a teenager. What do you think?
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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon:	Zits
Viewable Date:	2012-04-02	Pub. Date:	2012-04-02
Image Number:	78016
Caption:	Didn�t I just ask you to put this stuff away? No. Video from two minutes earlier. Jeremy, will you please put this stuff away? How was I supposed to know that you were talking to me??
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Cartoonist(s):	Mike Smith
Comic/Cartoon:	Mike Smith's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2012-04-02	Pub. Date:	2012-03-30
Image Number:	78738
Caption:	What's your daughter's name? Deduction. You'll have to excuse my husband. He's been working on our taxes.
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Cartoonist(s):	Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon:	Luann
Viewable Date:	2012-03-29	Pub. Date:	2012-03-29
Image Number:	77155
Caption:	Just hear my idea, ok? You take Toni for a nice dinner on April Fools' Day. Then - ready? - You propose! Propose? Like marriage? TJ, she doesn�t want to talk - Hold on. That's the beauty! If she resists, you just grin and say, "April Fool!" But - What if she DOESN'T resist? Huh? Excuse me? I didn't hear you say, "Amazing plan!!" A crazy plan. No - amazing ...
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

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