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1.  
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2012-03-29 Pub. Date: 2012-03-29
Image Number: 77423
Caption: You talk about the past a lot, don’t you, grampa? Nope. Not really. Hardly ever, in fact. I can't even remember the last time I talked about pasta. I said the past, not pasta! I wouldn’t mind talking about some 3-cheese lasagna right now, though.
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2.  
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2012-03-29 Pub. Date: 2012-03-29
Image Number: 77865
Caption: After listening to you, I have to say, I'm not hearing the ocean.
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3.  
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2012-03-28 Pub. Date: 2012-03-28
Image Number: 77154
Caption: I can't believe I forgot Valentine's Day! I wonder if Toni noticed? Nah. It's only THE most important day to females. She's not a typical female, TJ. Right. She doesn't care about tender expressions of love. Bradley, you need to step it up with Toni. Luckily, I have a perfect plan! On April Fools' Day, you - NOT LISTENING!
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4.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Opus
Viewable Date: 2012-03-05 Pub. Date: 2006-03-26
Image Number: 13297
Caption: Boy o Boy! It's a hot one! Opus, dear … You brought this on yourself. I'm not listening! I'm not here! I'm in my private little happy place! You're a naughty, naughty cartoonist for drawing the president in a thong. I'm not here. You shouldn't mock people's beloved cultural icons. Happy place! in my happy, happy place! Ok. But I missed a spot on your back. Turn me over! Slather me up. This may be a bit chilly, dear. Bar-B-Q. Good! I'm sweatin' like a pig! Infidel Roast.
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5.  
Cartoonist(s): Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon: Tina's Groove
Viewable Date: 2012-03-01 Pub. Date: 2012-03-01
Image Number: 76693
Caption: Suzanne, how many times have I told you not to wear earbuds during work? … Do you ever stop to think how inconsiderate that is to our customers?
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6.  
Cartoonist(s): Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon: Tina's Groove
Viewable Date: 2012-02-29 Pub. Date: 2012-02-29
Image Number: 76692
Caption: What are you listening to? Ocean waves. Is that the name of a band, or sounds of actual water? I'm not entirely sure … It may be a radical new-age band busting the boundaries of music genre, or … it may be the Pacific. Sorry I asked.
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7.  
Cartoonist(s): Jay Stephens
Bob Weber, Jr.
Comic/Cartoon: Oh, Brother!
Viewable Date: 2012-01-27 Pub. Date: 2011-04-28
Image Number: 60095
Caption: Ok. Lon, you're a bully. But you don't have to be! You can stop and be a good person! What other faults do you really have? I'm not a good listener!
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8.  
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2012-01-24 Pub. Date: 2012-01-24
Image Number: 74832
Caption: I'm afraid of Rosa. Afraid? Did, she's a girl! Exactly. I really like her and I'm afraid I'll mess it up. It? What it? You don’t have an it. All you have is a not. Yes. And as long as it's a not and it's not an it, I'm good. I hope you're not listening to this cuz it'll give you a headache.
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9.  
Cartoonist(s): Joel Pett
Comic/Cartoon: Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-19 Pub. Date: 2002-08-01
Image Number: 20153
Caption: How can the greatest country on earth possibly produce so many idiots: They're everyplace! Acting like idiots! Talking like idiots! It's a free country!...Why can't we all worship the same God? Looking like idiots…raising idiot kids…Tommy for ignorami. Listening to idiots...idolizing idiots...And if you think you're not among them...You're an idiot, too! Idiot paper! Idiot Cartoon! People. Top 10 Fools.
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10.  
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2011-12-12 Pub. Date: 2011-12-12
Image Number: 73668
Caption: It's almost here, Quill! Our vacation in L.A.! Uh, it’s not really 'our vacation,' Tiff. I'm visiting my uncle, you're going for the 'Zeye' mov - Oh! Guess what! I got a seat next to you! We can chat al the way! Actually, I wear earplugs when I fl - There's nothing more like intimate conversation to bring two people together. Don't you think? I believe a conversation involves listening.
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11.  
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-03 Pub. Date: 2011-11-03
Image Number: 72823
Caption: We listened to our customers and decided not to charge fees on debit cards. And what did you learn from listening to your customers? Bank of America. A whole lot of new swear words. Bank of America.
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12.  
Cartoonist(s): Rex May
Comic/Cartoon: Rex May Gag Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-09-22 Pub. Date: 2008-05-10
Image Number: 23377
Caption: You're not listening to a word I say!
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13.  
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2011-09-04 Pub. Date: 2011-09-04
Image Number: 64900
Caption: This says a best friend is someone you can call at 3:30 a.m. Is that you Bernice? I dunno. Would be on a weekday? Any day. Saturday would be best. Any day. How long would you talk? That's not the point. 'Cuz if it's a few minutes, fine. But if you drone on ... Twelve minutes. Would I have to talk or just listen? Both. I may need advice. Good advice? I'd be all groggy and - What are you doing? Deleting you from my contacts. Thank you.
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14.  
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2011-06-28 Pub. Date: 2011-06-28
Image Number: 62616
Caption: So, you gonna start job hunting? That's the easy part. The hard part's Toni. She loves that I'm a firefighter. How do I tell her I'm not? You don’t. What? Just hear me out. This could work. We find you a uniform somewhere … You hang around the station and pretend you - Not listening.
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15.  
Cartoonist(s): Kieran Meehan
Comic/Cartoon: Pros & Cons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-09 Pub. Date: 2011-05-09
Image Number: 60665
Caption: I hate being an accountant. What would you like to be? A therapist, like you. Why not? You just need to be a good listener. Go on.
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16.  
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman
Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2011-04-21 Pub. Date: 2011-04-21
Image Number: 59953
Caption: When you say: I'm really proud of you for doing your best. They must hear: I'm really hoping that's not the best you can do.
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17.  
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman
Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2011-04-20 Pub. Date: 2011-04-20
Image Number: 59952
Caption: When you say: If you tell the truth, I promise not to be mad. They must hear: If you cry, I'll go easier on you.
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18.  
Cartoonist(s): Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon: Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date: 2011-04-10 Pub. Date: 2011-04-10
Image Number: 59360
Caption: Only one tourist on the beach today, and he's not getting in the water. No problem, I can wait. What are you listening to? Reggae. You have to match the music with the moment. The sun is shining, the water's warm and the palm trees are swaying in the breeze. It's a reggae moment. He just got in the water. Let's go. Switching to "Jaws" theme.
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19.  
Cartoonist(s): Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon: Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date: 2011-04-01 Pub. Date: 2011-04-01
Image Number: 59078
Caption: How's it going with the new statue. Not going. She seem like regular statue. She not talk. Dude … … You just found the perfect girlfriend. Here come eavesdropping wife with weapon-like object.
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20.  
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2011-03-12 Pub. Date: 2011-03-12
Image Number: 58162
Caption: Tiff? If you need a place to have the beauty pageant, I have and idea. Listening. The Student Beauty Pageant. Weenieworld! My brother worked there so he could ask. How can they refuse? We will be bringing in hundreds of people! Excellent idea, Luann! Y'know, you may not be a beauty pageant type, but you could win "Miss Brainy"! Wow. Every girl's dream.
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