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Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-22 Pub. Date: 2012-05-22
Image Number: 81285
Caption: The Bain Approach to Government. First let's look at non-performing assets. We sell off Rhode Island, pink slip everyone. Next we do a lease-buyback deal with Canada for the Mississippi River. Then we start talking to China for a stock-split option with carryovers on Alaska on North Korea if they stop making bombs. We do a straight cash deal with Japan to buy Hawaii and plow the money into a LBO for Mexico. We flip Mexico to the Koch Brothers and take options on the tortilla biz. There's millions in it. Sure, some people will get hurt ... but that's the market for you. ... Amber waves of Bain ...
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For Newspapers: CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times
 
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Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-19 Pub. Date: 2012-04-19
Image Number: 79550
Caption: Scuse me, you know how to get to west 73rd street. Yeah. Take the 409 east to Slauson, go straight past that fool Dwayne on the corner … Hang a left, another left … two more lefts … … Get back on the 409 west, exit on Florence, go two blocks and you're there. Need me to write that down? Y'know, it's okay to say "I don't know."
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3.  
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2012-04-06 Pub. Date: 2012-04-06
Image Number: 77978
Caption: I'm not kidding, Chantel, do not "fix me up" with her … … I try to be tolerant, but there are just some things I can't accept … … And someone who uses the word "signage" with a straight face is one of those things.
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For Newspapers: King Features
 
4.  
Cartoonist(s): Kieran Meehan
Comic/Cartoon: Pros & Cons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-05 Pub. Date: 2012-04-05
Image Number: 77989
Caption: There's a lot to be said for our legal system. That's true. Why use ten words when twenty obscure Latin phrases will do. Exactly. If the legal system ran on straight talking and common sense, ANY twerp could be a lawyer.
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5.  
Cartoonist(s): Brian Walker
Greg Walker
Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon: Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date: 2012-03-25 Pub. Date: 2012-03-25
Image Number: 77326
Caption: Get up and make your bed, Beetle! It's Sunday! My day off! Stop bugging me! Bugging you? What do you mean, "bugging"? I never bug you! Get in step! I can see from way up here that you didn't shine your shoes. You'll never get there walking this slow. Maybe I should have said, "Sarge, you drive me nuts!" You're going the wrong way! Your pocket's unbuttoned. Stand up straight, Beetle!
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6.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-22 Pub. Date: 2012-03-22
Image Number: 77681
Caption: Let me get this straight: You have a moral objection to covering birth-control pills, even though it's often prescribed for medical reasons. I shouldn't have to pay so that women can have sex without facing the consequences. But you don't have a problem covering Viagra and vasectomies ... Even though Viagra only exists so that men can have sex, and vasectomies only exist so that men can have sex without consequences. That's different. Men are supposed to sow their wild oats. Women aren't. Who do you think they're sowing oats with?!
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Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-18 Pub. Date: 2012-03-18
Image Number: 77080
Caption: So let me get this straight: You believe God is omnipotent. Check. All powerful. Nothing at all can thwart his will. Check. But you also believe a tiny birth-control pill can keep you from having a baby even if God really wants you to have it. Check. Do you see where I'm going with this? Do you have a pen I can borrow? Stop thwarting the Almighty.
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8.  
Cartoonist(s): Kieran Meehan
Comic/Cartoon: Pros & Cons
Viewable Date: 2012-03-17 Pub. Date: 2012-03-17
Image Number: 77163
Caption: Get this straight, cadet. The suspect is NOT a werewolf. I'm sorry, sir. I should have known I was being ridiculous. There hasn’t been a full moon in weeks.
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9.  
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-12 Pub. Date: 2012-03-12
Image Number: 77312
Caption: Whath that? A tree. A twee? Yes. Whath that? A car. A caw? Yes. Whath that? A PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!! Pudda panth back on? Western civilization is going straight to HELL … o … kitty. Wethtun what?
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10.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2012-02-29 Pub. Date: 2005-07-08
Image Number: 10955
Caption: If I string grad school out for another five years, I can go straight into assisted living.
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11.  
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2012-02-28 Pub. Date: 2012-02-28
Image Number: 76637
Caption: Let me get this straight. You bought an expensive watch that's accurate to 1/100th of a second per year … … But you keep it set ten minutes fast? Yep. So your goal is to know precisely how wrong the watch is at all times?
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12.  
Cartoonist(s): Jim Borgman
Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Zits
Viewable Date: 2012-01-27 Pub. Date: 2012-01-27
Image Number: 75426
Caption: How are your bogus daily reflections coming, Jeremy? Done. Tap tap. I had a couple of good thoughts in September, then sort of fudged it through October and went straight stream-of-consciousness for November, December and January. I hope your teacher appreciates the "honest" effort. Nothing masks insincerity like a good 32-pound vellum.
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13.  
Cartoonist(s): Lee Judge
Comic/Cartoon: Lee Judge's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-17 Pub. Date: 2012-01-16
Image Number: 75490
Caption: I oppose gay marriage. Why? Because marriage is a sacred bond … between a man and a woman … and two more women.
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14.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Lester's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-13 Pub. Date: 2012-01-13
Image Number: 75491
Caption: They should make this into a movie … They have. Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Get ready to meet a real straight shooter in theatres February 25th. The Obama's. Jodi Kantor. New York Times Correspondent.
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15.  
Cartoonist(s): Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon: Tina's Groove
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 74236
Caption: I saw a scathing customer review online that said out salmon tastes like USED WETNAPS … So I logged on and set the record straight. Good job, Monica. … That's the kind of initiative that shows you CARE. Let's hear what you wrote back. I wrote … "The customer reviewer who made the statement about the salmon at Pepper's Restaurant is a LIAR. He is not a customer at all, but the sous chef HIMSELF!" er ... How come I'm not feeling any back pats ... ?
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16.  
Cartoonist(s): Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon: Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date: 2011-12-12 Pub. Date: 2011-12-12
Image Number: 73730
Caption: You know that giant meteor I discovered last night? Yeah? Well, I've been doing some calculations. I'm pretty sure it’s coming straight at us. The end of the world is nigh. It's judgment day. We're all gonna die. Why couldn't you just discover a puppy or something? I'm just the messenger!
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17.  
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2011-12-09 Pub. Date: 2011-12-09
Image Number: 73235
Caption: Hiring me is the smartest thing you've ever don’t, Ann. All right, TJ. You've had your fun. Now let me set you straight. You will NOT touch me. You will NOT call me "Ann". You WILL respect me when I speak. Hold that thought, Ann. I see customers I can upsell.
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18.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Luckovich
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Luckovich's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-12-06 Pub. Date: 2011-12-06
Image Number: 73982
Caption: O holy night, the stars are brightly shining, it is the night of our dear savior's birth … Get your fact straight! My birthday's in June! … Newt.
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19.  
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2011-11-30 Pub. Date: 2011-11-30
Image Number: 73221
Caption: Give it to me straight, doc ... Am I upside down??? Relax, Mr. Fusco. That's just how you're reflected in my forehead mirror.
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Cartoonist(s): Nick Anderson
Comic/Cartoon: Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-28 Pub. Date: 2008-09-21
Image Number: 26909
Caption: Let me get this straight..you want to offer us financial advice? Brokerage. Banking.
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