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Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman
Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2012-04-29 Pub. Date: 2012-04-29
Image Number: 79173
Caption: OW! BAP! You scratched me! I didn’t touch you! You didn’t? No, I swear! OW! Now YOU scratched ME! That's ridiculous! Why would I - Hold on … Hammie! What are you doing down there? There's a monster in my room again. How did he get past your deadly toenails?
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Cartoonist(s): Lee Judge
Comic/Cartoon: Lee Judge's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-28 Pub. Date: 2012-04-28
Image Number: 80104
Caption: "I'd swear I never took steroids if I could get my hand above my shoulder."
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Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman
Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2012-04-19 Pub. Date: 2012-04-19
Image Number: 79170
Caption: Do you remember when I was in labor with Zoe? Yeah, you said !@%# a lot. And when you were in labor with Hammie, you said %&!#@, and with Wren, it was @!#$%*. It's so sweet that you remember! You're not thinking of having another baby, are you? Nope. I'm out of cuss words.
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4.  
Cartoonist(s): Hilary Price
Comic/Cartoon: Rhymes with Orange
Viewable Date: 2012-04-05 Pub. Date: 2012-04-05
Image Number: 77995
Caption: The Journey. I swear I was wearing a crown and riding a horse and everything! I TOLD you if you lick a princess you have trippy hallucinations.
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5.  
Cartoonist(s): Jim Borgman
Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Zits
Viewable Date: 2012-03-28 Pub. Date: 2012-03-28
Image Number: 77747
Caption: Hey Jeremy! How was the movie? I'm sorry. Jeremy is unavailable for comment at this time. Please check back later. I swear, one of these days I'm gonna … On the bright side, he's more polite in the third person.
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6.  
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2012-03-26 Pub. Date: 2012-03-26
Image Number: 77420
Caption: I swear this dog can tell time. He knows exactly when I usually feed him. If I'm even 2 minutes late with his dinner he starts making sad puppy-dog eyes at me. Why does it only work for the dog?
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7.  
Cartoonist(s): Lee Judge
Comic/Cartoon: Lee Judge's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-03-24 Pub. Date: 2012-03-24
Image Number: 78063
Caption: "I'd swear I never took steroids if I could get my hand above my shoulder."
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8.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Lester's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-03-13 Pub. Date: 2012-03-12
Image Number: 77586
Caption: Bill Maher. HBO Real Time. 3-1 2012. Committee 2 Re-elect Obama. $1,000,000.00. No returns. Bill Maher. Swear (crossed out) Misogyny Jar.
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9.  
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2012-02-20 Pub. Date: 2012-02-20
Image Number: 76433
Caption: If I hadn't dialed tech support myself, I'd swear this was a butt-call …
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10.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2012-02-16 Pub. Date: 2005-06-29
Image Number: 10885
Caption: They had to delete so many expletives from the soundtrack that they're just running it as a silent movie.
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Cartoonist(s): Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon: Tina's Groove
Viewable Date: 2012-02-12 Pub. Date: 2012-02-12
Image Number: 75778
Caption: How well do you know your restaurant terms? A Tina's Groove Customer QUIZ! 1. What is a compote? a) Stewed fruit. b) A how in your yard filled with rotten vegetables. Hint: It's not the same thing! 2. Describe Asian Fusion. a) A combination of various Asian cuisines. b) A bistro featuring Siamese-twin waiters. 3. "Cepe" is: a) edible fungus. b) totally disgusting. c) All of the above. Would you like anti-fungal cream with that? 4. What does the phrase "Flat of Bubbly" refer to? a) Water. b) Your dining companions. 5. What is a finger bowl? a) A bowl of lemon water for washing one's fingers. b) A good place to grow "Cepe" (see #3). 6. A "noisette" is a) A round piece of meat. b) Your 4-year-old daughter in a quiet restaurant. 7. Describe "Fricandeau". a) Tender braised veal. b) A swear word after three martinis. Fricandeau! 8. A "cocotte" is a) A small oven-proof dish. b) An inebriate way to ask for one's coat. Gimme my cocotte! Your score: 8: Genius! 6-7: Your mother can be proud. 4-5: There's still hope. 0-3: You're a total "fricandeau"!
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12.  
Cartoonist(s): John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon: The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date: 2012-02-10 Pub. Date: 2012-02-10
Image Number: 75882
Caption: I swear, talking to your grandfather is like talking to a potted plant. Actually, not so. My research proves that when he's watching his TV shows his cellular activity completely shuts down. So, theoretically, you'd be more likely to get a response from a potted plant. So, how about that Romney?
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13.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Smith
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Smith's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-25 Pub. Date: 2012-01-24
Image Number: 75789
Caption: *#?@*#?! Media! Newt. Get that quote out to the media right away.
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14.  
Cartoonist(s): Kieran Meehan
Comic/Cartoon: Pros & Cons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-13 Pub. Date: 2012-01-13
Image Number: 74849
Caption: I swear I never laid a finger on either of them. Jack fell down awkwardly on his head. And Jill? She just went tumbling after. A likely story.
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15.  
Cartoonist(s): Gary Varvel
Comic/Cartoon: Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-13 Pub. Date: 2012-01-12
Image Number: 75472
Caption: Pssst … Mitt! This is just the 2nd contest … Mitt '12. GOP Primary.
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16.  
Cartoonist(s): Mike Luckovich
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Luckovich's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-04 Pub. Date: 2012-01-04
Image Number: 75030
Caption: *&^*! Liar! Old Newt's back.
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17.  
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2011-12-06 Pub. Date: 2011-12-06
Image Number: 73605
Caption: Swear Jar. Trouble brewing aboard the Bounty.
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18.  
Cartoonist(s): John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon: The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date: 2011-11-14 Pub. Date: 2011-11-14
Image Number: 72776
Caption: For some reason they moved the bread to aisle 14. Soup is now in aisle 6, replacing condiments and coffee, which are now in aisles 10 and 13, along with paper towels from aisle 5, which is now baking needs … That's an interesting analogy, mom. I swear that's what it's like every time we upgrade this stupid thing!
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19.  
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-03 Pub. Date: 2011-11-03
Image Number: 72823
Caption: We listened to our customers and decided not to charge fees on debit cards. And what did you learn from listening to your customers? Bank of America. A whole lot of new swear words. Bank of America.
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Cartoonist(s): Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon: Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date: 2011-11-02 Pub. Date: 2011-11-02
Image Number: 67033
Caption: I swear that skull is different from the one that was here on my last visit, Dr. Zook! It is. We local doctors share a rotating exhibit.
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