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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon:	Zits
Viewable Date:	2012-05-11	Pub. Date:	2012-05-11
Image Number:	80056
Caption:	Somebody told me that you can lose weight in your brain if you study too hard. Gas. Jeremy, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Really? You should spend some time in high school. That doesn�t even make this week's top ten list.
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Cartoonist(s):	Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon:	Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2012-05-10	Pub. Date:	2012-05-09
Image Number:	80865
Caption:	Heard The Latest? Mitt Romney Saved Detroit! Yup! That's right! Now it can be told, 'cause I just thought of it. I recommended that Detroit go bankrupt, but I knew that if it did with a managed bankrupt thing which I also just thought of, then everything would get better and sure enough that's what Obama did. That copy cat, and so it was me who saved your job, so ... All the news that's Mitt to print!
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For Newspapers:	CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times

Cartoonist(s):	Sam Hurt
Comic/Cartoon:	Queen of the Universe
Viewable Date:	2012-05-08	Pub. Date:	1990-09-09
Image Number:	34472
Caption:	Hey, Peaches - Could you open a few more windows? What? You heard me! Baby wipes. Sheesh! Uncle Ratliff is such a wimp�This is not that big a deal�He needs to get some perspective.
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For Newspapers:	Formerly Syndicated

Cartoonist(s):	Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon:	Luann
Viewable Date:	2012-05-01	Pub. Date:	2012-05-01
Image Number:	79222
Caption:	Guys! What's that noise? Oh, that's just the end signal on the dryer. I put a load in. Dryer? Trust me, TJ, Shannon's not in the dryer. If she's in the laundry room, she'd have heard me yell. Or not. Come. TJ, we can't waste any more time. Or walls!
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Cartoonist(s):	Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon:	Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2012-04-26	Pub. Date:	2012-04-26
Image Number:	80067
Caption:	Another Problem Solved! Hey, kids! Heard the great news? They arrested all the illegals! Now there's plenty of work for all you true Americans! So hop in the truck! Hop in! Free transportation! Free water! Broiling Sun Berry Farm. Hand-Picked.
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For Newspapers:	CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times

Cartoonist(s):	Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon:	Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date:	2012-04-24	Pub. Date:	2012-04-24
Image Number:	79560
Caption:	I heard you're trying to blow up the lagoon. Funny. I'm working on a new beauty product. And if you can�t say something encouraging, then say nothing at all. Nothing at all. Oh, the hits just keep coming.
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Cartoonist(s):	Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon:	Family Tree
Viewable Date:	2012-04-23	Pub. Date:	2009-03-10
Image Number:	30630
Caption:	You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

Cartoonist(s):	Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon:	Opus
Viewable Date:	2012-04-18	Pub. Date:	2006-06-25
Image Number:	13942
Caption:	Is the lady okay? Yeah, but she's pressing charges. Well, I certainly don't see why. I was eating a tofu burger, when I heard terrible choking. Then what? Choke. Oomph. I'm coming Madam!! And that's when I did , you know � the maneuver. "The Heimlich." The what? "Heimlich." It's not "Hind lick"? Nope.
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon:	Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date:	2012-04-18	Pub. Date:	2012-04-18
Image Number:	79215
Caption:	I'm afraid I have to turn you down, Lucky Eddie � I've heard of employees asking for a sick day before � � But no one ever asked for a sick YEAR!
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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon:	Pickles
Viewable Date:	2012-04-18	Pub. Date:	2012-04-18
Image Number:	78568
Caption:	HMMMMM. Why is gramma humming? She heard Dr. Oz on TV say humming creates vibrations that clear out your sinuses. HMMMMM � Plip! Oh, shoot! Plop! Looks like it also vibrates the earrings off your ears. Where'd they go?!
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Cartoonist(s):	Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon:	Opus
Viewable Date:	2012-04-16	Pub. Date:	2006-06-18
Image Number:	13941
Caption:	I heard that! Heard what? I'm fed up with ongoing national clich� of mocking our government! Our representatives face unique challenges right now! They deserve more than ridicule! There were elected by the people and sanctioned by God to fight the good fight! Show our political soldiers more respect! SLAM! What's you say? I said "Look! Scared monkeys!" Oop! Oop!
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12.

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-04-11	Pub. Date:	2012-04-11
Image Number:	78540
Caption:	Excuse me just a moment. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. H&R Block, this is Charlie Brown. Yes, that's really my name and believe me, I've heard all the jokes � Besides you, a bricklayer, two teachers, a podiatrist and a guy who works temporary jobs � But that's just today.
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Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-04-09	Pub. Date:	2012-04-09
Image Number:	78538
Caption:	Hello, Mr. Kudlick. My name is Charlie Brown, and I'll be doing your taxes. Wait � Seriously? Taxes. Your name's Charlie Brown? My mom's favorite comic strip character, and believe me, I've heard all the jokes. Anybody ever call you "H&R Blockhead"? Besides you, a bricklayer, 2 teachers and a podiatrist. Whoa ... But that's just today.
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Cartoonist(s):	Kieran Meehan
Comic/Cartoon:	Pros & Cons
Viewable Date:	2012-04-08	Pub. Date:	2012-04-08
Image Number:	77780
Caption:	So you were taking your dog for a walk, you heard a suspicious noise, went to investigate and found yourself caught up in a police operation to catch a jewel thief? Yes. Where's your dog? Gasp. I wish to report a missing dog.
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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2012-04-01	Pub. Date:	2012-04-01
Image Number:	78712
Caption:	European Union Economic Crisis Conference. I can handle the long hours of these meetings. The piles of tables, charts and graphs don't bother me. I can even tolerate the contentious debates. But there's only one thing I can't take anymore ... I've never heard so many "What's a Grecian earn?" jokes in my life!
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Cartoonist(s):	Dan Piraro
Comic/Cartoon:	Bizarro
Viewable Date:	2012-03-30	Pub. Date:	2012-03-30
Image Number:	77676
Caption:	I've heard carrots are good for your eyes, but all I can see are carrots.
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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-03-26	Pub. Date:	2012-03-26
Image Number:	77950
Caption:	For the last three minutes, I've heard the faint sound of drums, Tyrone. Have you any idea what that means? It means � THE END IS NEAR. Not necessarily. It depends on his stamina. What? What?
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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-03-21	Pub. Date:	2012-03-21
Image Number:	77680
Caption:	I heard the boss switched our health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover lady pills. That's right, Dick. It doesn't cover birth-control pills, IUDs or anything. Not true, Ms. Garcia. It still covers Viagra. Cialis, vasectomies � anything a man desires. Are you gloating? Shake shake sh - Viagra. I wish I could chat, but I have a vasectomy at 2, followed by a vasectomy reversal at 4, and a vasectomy reversal-reversal at 6.
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Cartoonist(s):	John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon:	The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date:	2012-03-19	Pub. Date:	2012-03-19
Image Number:	77452
Caption:	I heard an interesting statistic the other day, grandpa. Apparently more people are killed each year by toasters than by sharks.
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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon:	Zits
Viewable Date:	2012-03-11	Pub. Date:	2012-03-11
Image Number:	76827
Caption:	Ridiculous stuff moms say � Who wants to join me for a walk? Wait - Let me go get the camera! Does that make sense? Who wants to dry? Have you seen my purse? We should take a trip! Taste this and tell me if it's gone sour. Does anybody want some kale? Wear a coat! Equally ridiculous stuff dads say ... You heard your mother.
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