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Cartoonist(s):	Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon:	That's Life
Viewable Date:	2012-03-09	Pub. Date:	2005-07-15
Image Number:	10999
Caption:	Whatever little I've achieved in my life, I'm proud to say, I've achieved without steroids.
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For Newspapers:	Freelance/Self-Syndicated

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-02-10	Pub. Date:	2012-02-10
Image Number:	75834
Caption:	Lifetime TV? Do you have a fever or something? Meg says this channel caters to the wants and needs of women. She said if I pay close attention, I might figure out what you mom would like for Valentine's day. Any idea's yet? Apparently she wants a cheating husband, a billionaire boss, and a man on the side with a pregnant ex-girlfriend.
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For Newspapers:	King Features

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2012-02-09	Pub. Date:	2012-02-09
Image Number:	75833
Caption:	So you have no idea what to give mom for Valentine's day? No � and I'm in a total panic. Well, at the office, when you don�t know something, you do research, right? Of course. I gather information from the most unimpeachable sources I can find. Then follow me. Man, dad. What are you watching? Lifetime TV.
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Cartoonist(s):	Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon:	Tina's Groove
Viewable Date:	2012-01-26	Pub. Date:	2012-01-26
Image Number:	75419
Caption:	Have you seen your feminist boyfriend lately? We're not dating anymore. I'm just not his type. I thought you said you guys were on a break. His parting words were, "Maybe we'll be together in another life� " � When our molecules are reconfigured into completely different bodies. That's some break.
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For Newspapers:	King Features

Cartoonist(s):	J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon:	Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date:	2011-12-20	Pub. Date:	2011-12-20
Image Number:	74030
Caption:	Clearly, the witness and I are both in love with you, and you'll have to choose between us. All he can offer you is factual testimony, whereas I can promise you a lifetime of motions you've never even imagined.
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

Cartoonist(s):	Sam Hurt
Comic/Cartoon:	Queen of the Universe
Viewable Date:	2011-12-20	Pub. Date:	1990-08-18
Image Number:	32234
Caption:	I'll bet Peaches will want to rent a Tom Cruise movie. She's been obsessing lately. That's the last straw�She doesn't "obsess." She doesn't "obsess over" Tom Cruise. She is obsessed by Tom Cruise. She is obsessed with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise obsesses her. --Sigh-- Future generations won't even recognize the language I've spent a lifetime learning...Get a life, Mister. You're obsessing over this grammar thing...Airgh!
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Formerly Syndicated

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2011-12-01	Pub. Date:	2011-12-01
Image Number:	73559
Caption:	1982. Momma says CEOs make something like 35 times more than what their workers make. Wow! I wonder what they do with all their money? Nobody can spend that much money in their whole lifetime. Maybe CEOs believe in reincarnation, so they're amassing all that loot to last for about thirty or forty lifetimes ... Because they're all Buddhists. That's kinda mean. "Buddhists" I said "Buddhists," Lemont. Oh, never mind, then.
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2011-11-11	Pub. Date:	2011-11-11
Image Number:	72738
Caption:	I know I won custody of Lionel, but I left him with Roxanne for a few days because it's the right thing to do. I want to give her time to break it to him that he's going to be living with me from now on. If I just wrench him away from her, it could give him an abandonment complex, leading to a lifetime of cynicism, jealousy, misogyny and failed relationships. He's two! Just jingle some keys and he'll be fine! But that could lead to a lifetime of trying to fill a bottomless void with shiny toys.
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon:	Dustin
Viewable Date:	2011-10-27	Pub. Date:	2011-10-27
Image Number:	66801
Caption:	You know, a famous Chinese proverb says, "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day � " "Teach him to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime." Wait � so if I let you show me how to fish, I can live here forever?
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For Newspapers:	King Features

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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2011-10-16	Pub. Date:	2011-10-16
Image Number:	66180
Caption:	Dr. Noodle. Nobody talks about me anymore. I'm a has-been. A nobody. Like you. No offense, buddy. None taken. None of the big stores is even mentioning me. Mr. Claus ... you do know it's October, right? Don't rub it in, pal. In the nineties, when things were going great, stores would be all up in my business, talking about me as early as Labor Day. It's tough to cope with the loss of celebrity. But with a lot of hard work, you can avoid the usual downward spiral of booze, womanizing and rehab. Focus on bettering yourself. Shed your anger. Learn yoga. Lose weight. How'd you like a lifetime supply of coal, buddy?
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

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Cartoonist(s):	J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon:	Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date:	2011-09-28	Pub. Date:	2011-09-28
Image Number:	65740
Caption:	Lance, is that a picture of you before a lifetime of excess? No, it's a picture of me after an hour of Photoshop.
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon:	Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date:	2011-09-18	Pub. Date:	2011-09-18
Image Number:	65479
Caption:	Says here that "one sea turtle year equals five hermit crab years." I guess that means you turtles live five times longer than us crabs. 'Fraid so. Hmph. So there will come a day when � You'll be gone and another crab will take your place. Yep. And there will be another crab after that. There were two or three hermit crabs before you ... They come and go. I liked them all. Once you're gone, I'll like you too. You're just sayin' that.
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For Newspapers:	King Features

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Cartoonist(s):	Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon:	Tina's Groove
Viewable Date:	2011-09-15	Pub. Date:	2011-09-15
Image Number:	65483
Caption:	In my next life I'm going to be a supermodel! Not with those legs. I'll be in a different body! I'll have a whole new set of legs! 2095 AD. Sigh.
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Cartoonist(s):	Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon:	Tina's Groove
Viewable Date:	2011-09-14	Pub. Date:	2011-09-14
Image Number:	65482
Caption:	I'll never use the expression "maybe in another life" ever again! When people what something from you and you tell them "maybe in another life" you are giving them the chance to pester you in your next existence. Look at you, Suzanne - You're not even through with THIS life, and you're already upset about the problems you'll be having in the next!
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Cartoonist(s):	Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon:	Tina's Groove
Viewable Date:	2011-09-13	Pub. Date:	2011-09-13
Image Number:	65481
Caption:	Suzanne, before I get out of your life, I must ask � Will we EVER be together? Maybe in another life. Oh no, why did I say that!? Now he's gonna be hounding me in another life!
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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon:	Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date:	2011-09-04	Pub. Date:	2011-09-04
Image Number:	64914
Caption:	Sherman, do you ever get the feeling that this isn't the first time we've been married? At times it has seemed longer than a single lifetime. Maybe at different points in the space-time continuum we keep finding each other. Isn't that romantic? The forces of the universe have cast us together over and over for a reason ... So that we eventually find perfect love. So, if we don't get this right, we could be married again? I'm afraid so.
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For Newspapers:	King Features

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Cartoonist(s):	Joel Pett
Comic/Cartoon:	Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2011-07-12	Pub. Date:	2003-05-08
Image Number:	11405
Caption:	No tax increases. Never. Ever. Read my lips. Over my dead body. No siree. Not a snowball's chance. Not in this lifetime. I think not. Swear on a stack of bibles. Cross my � fingers and hope the economy rebounds.
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For Newspapers:	CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times

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Cartoonist(s):	Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon:	Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date:	2011-05-19	Pub. Date:	2011-05-19
Image Number:	60923
Caption:	Apparently the closest Bob and I are gonna get to that once-in-a-lifetime European vacation � is paying European gas prices �
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For Newspapers:	King Features

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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon:	Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date:	2011-05-15	Pub. Date:	2011-05-15
Image Number:	60439
Caption:	What?! You're not kidding?! They want me to be a judge in the town's beauty contest! Imagine me with all those pretty girls! I can't believe it! The opportunity of a lifetime!! I can't wait! He'll be worn out before he even gets to the bus.
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Cartoonist(s):	Clay Bennett
Comic/Cartoon:	Clay Bennett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2011-05-13	Pub. Date:	2011-05-12
Image Number:	60897
Caption:	Economy. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. Proverb.
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

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