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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-03-22	Pub. Date:	2012-03-22
Image Number:	77681
Caption:	Let me get this straight: You have a moral objection to covering birth-control pills, even though it's often prescribed for medical reasons. I shouldn't have to pay so that women can have sex without facing the consequences. But you don't have a problem covering Viagra and vasectomies ... Even though Viagra only exists so that men can have sex, and vasectomies only exist so that men can have sex without consequences. That's different. Men are supposed to sow their wild oats. Women aren't. Who do you think they're sowing oats with?!
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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2012-03-21	Pub. Date:	2012-03-21
Image Number:	77680
Caption:	I heard the boss switched our health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover lady pills. That's right, Dick. It doesn't cover birth-control pills, IUDs or anything. Not true, Ms. Garcia. It still covers Viagra. Cialis, vasectomies � anything a man desires. Are you gloating? Shake shake sh - Viagra. I wish I could chat, but I have a vasectomy at 2, followed by a vasectomy reversal at 4, and a vasectomy reversal-reversal at 6.
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Cartoonist(s):	Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon:	Baby Blues
Viewable Date:	2010-07-28	Pub. Date:	2010-07-28
Image Number:	49994
Caption:	Remember the night Zoe was born? How could I forget? I felt so close to you. Wanda, you screamed at me the whole time. Oh, that was just the labor talking. Yeah, and the labor wanted to have me fixed!
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Cartoonist(s):	Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon:	Opus
Viewable Date:	2010-01-11	Pub. Date:	2007-10-28
Image Number:	19105
Caption:	Dogs. They creep me out how they stare at us. Like they're�waiting. Here's my theory: In reality, they're a highly intelligent, speaking civilization that once ruled our world. Ridiculous. Then we showed up 10,000 years ago. So they developed a sneaky plan: We'd pamper 'em, coodle 'em, free vasectomies... all while they keep quiet and act stupid. Then...because WE'RE actually stupid... we annihilate ourselves. Leaving the planet to them in the condition any dog would love: emptier... quieter... ...messier. Smellier. Warmer!
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Cartoonist(s):	Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon:	Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date:	2009-10-22	Pub. Date:	1993-11-12
Image Number:	2116
Caption:	Look, Wyll! A Frisbee! Oh boy, Frisbee! Let's get in the car and go to the park! Oh boy! The park! Yessir! It sure is a beautiful day to go to the park and play Frisbee! Veterina� This doesn't look like the park! Here we are! Time to get out the car, Wyll! Stop struggling! This isn't the park! HELP!! You really think that'll work? That's how my parents got their dog fixed!
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Cartoonist(s):	J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon:	Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date:	2009-04-27	Pub. Date:	2009-04-27
Image Number:	32002
Caption:	Would you ever consider a vasectomy, Al? Are you kidding? I get squeamish at the thought of a manicure!
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Cartoonist(s):	Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon:	Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date:	2008-10-13	Pub. Date:	1995-02-24
Image Number:	1913
Caption:	Breeder! Hey! I am not a breeder! Just because I'm heterosexual does not mean I want kids! In fact, I'm trying to convince Cassanova here to get a vasectomy! So don't insult me with your grossly inaccurate term! Oh yeah? Well you breeders have called me a faggot for years and I'm not a bundle of sticks! Yeah, and you call me a dyke and I'm not a floodwall! Deal with it! Honey, what's this about a vasectomy? .... Anyway, have you and Melissa found a sperm donor yet? Yeah, thanks to our lesbian pregnancy network group! And how's your and Brad's hired surrogate mother's pregnancy going?
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Cartoonist(s):	Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon:	Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date:	2008-04-18	Pub. Date:	1994-04-01
Image Number:	5608
Caption:	Yuck! I hate condoms! Well, you could always get a vasectomy. Are you nuts?! Clutch! You already decided you don't want children. What's the big deal? I still want the option of having children! I mean, what if something happens? "Something happens?" Yeah! Like what if some catastrophe happens like a plague or a war or an alien invasion or something that kills off 99.9% of the human race and I'm the only surviving male and I'm solely responsible for the continuation of the species! What then?! I see your point, the risk is just too great. Plus, what would the pope think? I know, I know! This doesn't address S.T.D.s, but it's something to think about anyway.
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For Newspapers:	Nina Paley

Cartoonist(s):	Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon:	Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date:	2008-04-09	Pub. Date:	1995-03-31
Image Number:	1301
Caption:	The Cult of the Child. Oh precious child! Your are our hope for the future! It is a sorry world you inherit - pollution, greed, war, poverty, environmental destruction, global overpopulation - but, oh precious child, you the light that guides us to salvation! Your innocence .... your potential ... It's all up to you, my bright little star! Shut up and get a vasectomy.
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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2007-10-31	Pub. Date:	2007-10-31
Image Number:	19120
Caption:	I have a 20-year elementary school reunion next week, Roxanne. I wanna take you and your son. Sorry, I've got plans that day. I'm voting. Or getting a vasectomy. Ok, first of all, I didn't tell you which day it is yet� Vasectomies take a while.
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Cartoonist(s):	Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon:	Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date:	2004-05-26	Pub. Date:	2004-05-23
Image Number:	7341
Caption:	Bikes Fixed. Clocks Fixed. TV's Fixed. We Fix Anything. Shoes Fixed. Repaired and Fixed. Mr. Fix It. For some reason this place gives me the willies.
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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	1995-06-03	Pub. Date:	1995-06-03
Image Number:	68372
Caption:	Now, don't breathe a word about my operation.
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