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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon:	Zits
Viewable Date:	2012-03-27	Pub. Date:	2012-03-27
Image Number:	77746
Caption:	Ahem! Wash Me! I MEANT THE VAN! My bad.
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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon:	Pickles
Viewable Date:	2012-03-22	Pub. Date:	2012-03-22
Image Number:	77218
Caption:	Grampa, are you an expert on anything? Yes. In my opinion I am the worlds greatest expert on my opinion. Ahem. Correction. Second greatest expert on my opinion.
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Cartoonist(s):	Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon:	Family Tree
Viewable Date:	2012-03-07	Pub. Date:	2009-02-21
Image Number:	30615
Caption:	Twig has a point. We do have a lot of electronic gadgets. Let's recycle old ones! Good idea! and, we could go back to pre-digital text messaging. Huh? Eco-club today. I'll show you. Ahem! Passing notes? You might as well mail a letter.
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Cartoonist(s):	Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon:	Arctic Circle
Viewable Date:	2012-02-25	Pub. Date:	2012-02-25
Image Number:	76378
Caption:	What does "pH" stand for? Why are we bothering with a quiz night? Who was Jane Eyre in love with? Everyone used their Smartphones to Google the answers. How many times a week does Ed change his underwear? That's not on the internet! Ahem. How did that get on Wikipedia?
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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon:	Pickles
Viewable Date:	2012-01-29	Pub. Date:	2012-01-29
Image Number:	75230
Caption:	And so then I said to Earl, "Aren't those my pants you're wearing?" And the he said � Go on � What did he say? Ahem! Little pitchers have big ears! What does that mean? It means you shouldn't be listening in on other people's conversations.
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Cartoonist(s):	Sam Hurt
Comic/Cartoon:	Queen of the Universe
Viewable Date:	2012-01-24	Pub. Date:	1990-08-24
Image Number:	32275
Caption:	�Ahem�Your honor�Distinguished members of the jury�What my client seeks from you today is something very simple�She seeks justice�Pssst�Hey! One moment�Money! I'm seeking money! Let me handle this, ok?
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For Newspapers:	Formerly Syndicated

Cartoonist(s):	Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon:	Arctic Circle
Viewable Date:	2012-01-13	Pub. Date:	2012-01-13
Image Number:	74773
Caption:	What are penguins doing in the Arctic? That's very � suspicious. FBI agents. Ahem. Are you terrorists? No! Okay. That's it? That's how you find terrorists? Yep. It's used on our customs forms too. Do you catch any terrorists that way? Sigh � Only the law-abiding ones.
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Cartoonist(s):	Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon:	Arctic Circle
Viewable Date:	2011-12-22	Pub. Date:	2011-12-22
Image Number:	73990
Caption:	Which of this is GM? Without GMO* labeling, we are all left in the dark. *Genetically Modified Organism. Ahem. Click! Unless the organism contains a gene for glowing in the dark.
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Cartoonist(s):	Joel Pett
Comic/Cartoon:	Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2011-12-09	Pub. Date:	2011-12-08
Image Number:	74110
Caption:	Populism. Ahem � Tap tap! Too little. Too late.
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For Newspapers:	CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times

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Cartoonist(s):	Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon:	Arctic Circle
Viewable Date:	2011-11-01	Pub. Date:	2011-11-01
Image Number:	66990
Caption:	Halloween used to be fun. Now it's another reason to BUY MORE STUFF: cards, decorations, costumes and candy � What happens to all the stuff we buy? A lot of it ends up as trash, like here in the Great Garbage Patch. Except the candy. Ahem! Candy corn. Wow! Those things are indestructible.
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Cartoonist(s):	Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon:	Baby Blues
Viewable Date:	2011-09-04	Pub. Date:	2011-09-04
Image Number:	64682
Caption:	Ahem. Daddy is taking a nap instead of fixing the toilet. Hammie broke the handle off a cup and stuck it back on with a glue stick. Wren just ate something brown and fuzzy that she found under the rug, and I counted seven gray hairs on your head this morning while you were sleeping. The information age and I were made for each other.
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Cartoonist(s):	Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon:	Arctic Circle
Viewable Date:	2011-08-18	Pub. Date:	2011-08-18
Image Number:	64473
Caption:	This is the third house meeting Oscar's called in a week. It's your fault, Gordo � You shouldn't have told him about that company's liquidation sale � Ahem.
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Cartoonist(s):	Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon:	Tina's Groove
Viewable Date:	2011-08-10	Pub. Date:	2011-08-10
Image Number:	64279
Caption:	These seats are too close to the screen - We'll be looking up George Clooney's nose. Coming Attractions. According to "People" it's majorly dapper and meticulously landscaped up there. AHEM � FYI, George Clooney's not in this film - You're in the wrong theater. Geez, is that woman gonna be talking like that through the whole movie?
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Cartoonist(s):	Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon:	Opus
Viewable Date:	2011-07-25	Pub. Date:	2005-01-02
Image Number:	9178
Caption:	Bye-bye Dan Rather! Bye-bye media dinosaurs! Zzzzz snort snore. Wanna know who's hot? I'll tell ya who's hot ... Weblogs! Weblogs! Hot! Hot! Hot! Ahem! Pop! Wobble! Wobble wobble! Ow! Ow! Ow!! Ow! Ow! What?! Ow! Did she not say "webbed blobs"?
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Cartoonist(s):	John Deering
Comic/Cartoon:	John Deering's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2011-06-15	Pub. Date:	2011-06-15
Image Number:	62208
Caption:	Always so good to hear from my favorite nephew. But� if there's nothing new, we're debating the defense budget, and� ahem� remind him how expensive he is. Sam!!
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For Newspapers:	Creator's Syndicate

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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon:	Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date:	2011-06-14	Pub. Date:	2011-06-14
Image Number:	62036
Caption:	� And now, a man who needs no introduction � Ahem! I mean, a man who needs no introduction unless he clears his throat.
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Cartoonist(s):	Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon:	Arctic Circle
Viewable Date:	2011-06-08	Pub. Date:	2011-06-08
Image Number:	61758
Caption:	Hi, Howard, you're an uncle again! Sigh � Congrats. The world is running out of resources - Do you think it's good to bring another bunny into it? Ahem! Oh - Sorry � That's the good thing about kids - They keep you so busy you don't have time to worry about anything else!
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Cartoonist(s):	Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon:	Family Tree
Viewable Date:	2011-05-01	Pub. Date:	2011-05-01
Image Number:	59861
Caption:	Twig and Teddy? I'd like you to meet my dear friend Agnes Hellebore. Hey! 'Sup? Ahem! What? (Whispering). How do you do? Nice to meet you! My pleasure! Sorry. Relax! I'm thrilled my grands aren't the only heathens left on the planet! So that's where the word 'bore' comes from!
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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2011-04-28	Pub. Date:	2011-04-28
Image Number:	60246
Caption:	It's coming back to me slowly, Doc. I remember a pyramid that was not a pyramid, a kiss that was not a kiss, and a story without end. These are dreams you're talking about, Lemont. Not memory. DREAMS. I know the difference, Doctor. THESE ARE MEMORIES! THESE ... Just wondering, does my HMO pay for recovered memories? Or just dream analysis? Yeah, they cover memories too. Ok. (ahem ...) THESE ARE MEMORIES!
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Cartoonist(s):	Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon:	Opus
Viewable Date:	2011-04-07	Pub. Date:	2004-05-23
Image Number:	8954
Caption:	Watch me stump this fancy shmancy navigation gizmo. Ahem � Plan route to happiness. Continue straight. Then what? Nothing. It's a road. I'm on "Happiness Highway?" Enjoy the drive. Yeah, but the war � and outsourcing � and teenagers' pants � it looks more like "Adveristy Avenue." Slow down. You'll see the signs. Hey! I wouldn't mind merging onto "Pleasure Parkway!" Toll road. Dead-ends at the corner of "Obesity" and "Exhaustion." So ... How do I get to that final "Paradise Off-ramp?" Continue straight. Very straight. Yeah, but what's the road after --? Go to bed. I've heard stuff about the "72 Virgins Viaduct..." No no, it's the "La-Z-Boy Beltway" for you, bub.
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