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Cartoonist(s):	J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon:	Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date:	2011-12-02	Pub. Date:	2011-12-02
Image Number:	73223
Caption:	You've reached the voice mail of an attractive, single woman. For training purposes, this call may be recorded by Jerkbusters International, a nonprofit organization.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

Cartoonist(s):	Ann Telnaes
Comic/Cartoon:	Ann Telnaes' Women's eNews Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2011-11-01	Pub. Date:	2005-12-01
Image Number:	12383
Caption:	Beep beep beep. If you've decided to have an abortion, press 1. Beep.. If you've consulted with your partner and physician, press 1. Beep. If you've obtained permission from the courts, press 1. Otherwise, press 2. Beep. I'm sorry. This is an invalid command. Click.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Freelance/Self-Syndicated

Cartoonist(s):	Dan Piraro
Comic/Cartoon:	Bizarro
Viewable Date:	2011-01-13	Pub. Date:	2011-01-13
Image Number:	56045
Caption:	You have one new message and three saved messages.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	King Features

Cartoonist(s):	Joel Pett
Comic/Cartoon:	Joel Pett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2010-10-21	Pub. Date:	2010-10-21
Image Number:	53401
Caption:	RRRRIIIIIIING! You've reached the office of Anita Hill. To apologize for sexually harassing me, press 1. To apologize for harassing the country, press 2. To apologize for your judicial record, press 3. To apologize for your wife, press 4. For all the many other apologies...
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	CartoonArts Int'l/NY Times

Cartoonist(s):	Dan Piraro
Comic/Cartoon:	Bizarro
Viewable Date:	2010-08-17	Pub. Date:	2010-08-17
Image Number:	50885
Caption:	Hi, this is Jeff. I'm unwilling to talk to you right now, please leave a message.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
For eCard:	Send
For Newspapers:	King Features

Cartoonist(s):	Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon:	That's Life
Viewable Date:	2009-12-16	Pub. Date:	2003-12-05
Image Number:	5978
Caption:	Best wishes for the holidays to extensions 362 through 395.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Freelance/Self-Syndicated

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2009-12-15	Pub. Date:	2009-12-15
Image Number:	41946
Caption:	Weeks ago, at the ad agency � So you want to send out a robo-call, Mr. Woods? That's right. What do you want it to say? Are you soliciting charitable donations, or - Not exactly. I want it to say "Hi, it's Tiger. My wife found your number and she's on to us. Play it cool." Um ... What? I want that to go out to these numbers.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

Cartoonist(s):	Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon:	Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date:	2007-01-22	Pub. Date:	2007-01-20
Image Number:	15885
Caption:	The good news, sir � We've made contact with Alpha Centauri. Please hold, your call is very important to us.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	King Features

Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2007-01-07	Pub. Date:	2007-01-03
Image Number:	15747
Caption:	Tell you what --- Why don't you transfer me back to the recording.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

10.

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2006-07-21	Pub. Date:	2006-07-06
Image Number:	14166
Caption:	You've reached the office of Mayor Ernest. If you're a member of the press calling to ask whether I think I can govern effectively even though I've just been arrested, press one. Of course I can! You will now return to the main menu. If you're calling about a pothole on your street, contact my defense attorney.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

11.

Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2006-03-22	Pub. Date:	2006-03-10
Image Number:	13259
Caption:	Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

12.

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2006-02-27	Pub. Date:	2006-02-18
Image Number:	13022
Caption:	Hello, Mom. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now, because I'm busy wasting my life trying to become a writer instead of going to medical school like cousin Ray-Ray. Please leave a lecture and I'll get back to you when I've finally found a real job. Beep.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

13.

Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2006-02-20	Pub. Date:	2006-02-15
Image Number:	13019
Caption:	Hi, Lemont. It's Roxanne. The crazy vegetarian chick you went on a couple of dates with 19 months ago. I'm wondering if you'd like to hang out, so I can tell you all about my many achievements since then, while pretending to give a @*$% about what you've been doing. It'll be just like old times. Also, why haven't you called?
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

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Cartoonist(s):	Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon:	Candorville
Viewable Date:	2006-02-02	Pub. Date:	2006-01-29
Image Number:	12882
Caption:	Thank you for calling your "Singular" voicemail. Good news! We've just upgraded your voicemail service. Previously, you were able to easily skip or delete messages from telemarketers or your annoying relatives, but we have concealed this convenience! What the ....? From now on, voicemail won't tell you how to do that, so unless you figure it out on your own, you'll need to listen to each entire message! We estimate this will increase the amount of time you waster listening to voicemail by at least 856%! What the #$$% would they do this?! More good news! Did we mention you are charged by the minute for calling your voicemail?
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2005-10-11	Pub. Date:	2005-10-11
Image Number:	11861
Caption:	"And to admit defeat, press nine."
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2005-08-21	Pub. Date:	2005-08-21
Image Number:	11332
Caption:	Frank and Ernest's Stress through the ages. Attention! The staff meeting for 10 o'clock has been moved to the 9 o'clock. Press 4 now � Press 5 now � Press 6 � Your report is overdue. You've got mail � Lots of it! To be or not to be � To be or not to be .... To be or not to be ... Time goes too fast ... I can't keep up! This thing must me filled with quicksand! Hunting and gathering?! I really need to simplify my life! Things to do today. 1. Hunt. 2. Gather. Now I guess I'm an amphibian ... Great! Another decision I have to make every day!
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

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Cartoonist(s):	Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon:	Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date:	2002-11-10	Pub. Date:	2002-11-10
Image Number:	1955
Caption:	Hell. Hello � If you want fire, press one �. If you want a plague of locusts, press two � If you want a famine or pestilence, press thr�. The Guy Who Invented Voice Mail.
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	King Features

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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2002-09-01	Pub. Date:	2002-08-31
Image Number:	1457
Caption:	"You will be put on hold for eight to ten minutes, but it could be five with good behavior."
For Republication:	Books, Magazines, Newsletters, Presentations, Web Sites
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	1999-04-06	Pub. Date:	1999-04-06
Image Number:	70229
Caption:	"By mistake you have been connected to the correct government department on the very first try. Please hang up and dial a wrong extension."
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	1998-11-19	Pub. Date:	1998-11-19
Image Number:	70035
Caption:	"And while on hold, please don't hum along to the muzak...You're not supposed to be enjoying this experience."
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For Newspapers:	Universal Press

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