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Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2010-03-03 Pub. Date: 2010-03-03
Image Number: 44712
Caption: Uh … Mainstream media, we've been waiting for three weeks for you to cover the president's pronouncing "corpsman" "corpse-man" twice in one speech the way you incessantly covered Bush's malapropisms … Are you just ignoring the story? We prefer the term "letting it breathe" ...
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2010-02-14 Pub. Date: 2010-02-14
Image Number: 44211
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man, Doctor"! Malaprop Man, how was your first day as a doctor? Great! This morning I wrote a few drug subscriptions and then performed taser surgery on a patient with slurred vision! This afternoon I did a CPA on a heart patient and later gave him a spacemaker. I'm speechless! Well, you've always taken my brains for granite! Correct diagnosis there, M-Man!
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Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2009-03-08 Pub. Date: 2009-03-08
Image Number: 30846
Caption: Oral report. "If I ruled the world." If I rule the world, first I'd fix disease and hungerlessness. Children shouldn't go to bed and wonder if they'll get rice or sick. I'd also end cancer with other types of death. I'd end the war in Iranistan by making everyone drop their guns and bombs. I'd bring home our boys because there aren't enough as it is. I'd give free health so getting sick doesn't cost an arm and a leg. Also gyms would be free to get fit as a country, and it reduces stress which is well known to doctors. I'd make schools have subjects like hair and makeup that are useful instead of pointless like history - and boring. With more fun and many more social events to improve everyone's self steam! The world can be perfect! It just takes a ruler who can make the hard choices - like me! Wow. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or applaud.
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2008-06-22 Pub. Date: 2008-06-22
Image Number: 24502
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! Its absurd! It's Innane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! Where have you been? It was on my vocation at a great retort called "Club Mud"! What'd they have there? Lots of bleached, tuba diving, wind smurfing and every meal was a astronomical delight! It was two weeks of rust and retaxation. I feel like a completely new man. Did you keep in touch with the real world? I stayed somewhat touched. Glad to hear you're not entirely new, M-Man!
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5.  
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2008-02-09 Pub. Date: 2008-02-03
Image Number: 21725
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's the old gripper! "Malaprops Man"! Malaprops Man! What all the football gear? I'm heading for the Supper Bowl! I could be a linebreaker and blintz all the time --- Or I might play on the line as a tactile, gourd or even the sinner! I could be a wide deceiver or a great quarterdeck --- I'm a terrific poser! Maybe I'll be a kicker making field golds and extra pints! But you'd make a much better punner! Hey! Stop stealing my lines!
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2007-11-11 Pub. Date: 2007-11-11
Image Number: 19365
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's a Malaprop Man Makeover! It's the new me! Malaprop man! You're wearing workout clothes! My personal strainer has me lifting drumbells to tone my forceps and I'm doing sit-ups to add defamation to abominable muscles! I'm even going to a tanning saloon! I practice transcendental mediation to relax and I'm going to start aromic excises to train for the Boston telethon! In a few months I'll be slim and dim! You're already halfway there, M-Man!
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7.  
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2007-07-31 Pub. Date: 2007-07-29
Image Number: 18132
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! What are you doing? The local police compartment is understiffed so I volunteered to help --- I'm going to rescore law and oder! Whether it's serious stuff like salt and batteries or white cruller criminals or even mister demeanor dead beeps ... I'm going to put them in prism behind barbs! Very impressive, M-Man! I aim to clean up this town. As of now, grime does not pay! For once, you actually made sense!
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8.  
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2007-02-20 Pub. Date: 2007-02-18
Image Number: 16170
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! Where are you headed? To Lost Vegas! I'm going to do some serious rambling at Caesar's Salad! First, I'll throw some crepes, then hit the flapjack tables … And maybe I'll play keynote, too. After that I'll cash in my chimps and go to the place I feel most at home. Where's that? The slob machines! I should have guessed, M-Man!
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9.  
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2006-10-06 Pub. Date: 2006-09-03
Image Number: 14614
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop man! Where are you headed? To meet my girlfriend's parents! Nervous? Sure! They could be my future out-laws. But I'll tell them about my extinguished career as a superhero. And how I also struck it rich becoming a real estate typhoon! I even mesmerized some witty antidotes which I'll tell during dinner conservation. I think by that time they'll be quite depressed with me! I'm sure it won't take nearly that long, m-man!
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2006-06-07 Pub. Date: 2006-05-28
Image Number: 13847
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! Is it absurd? Is it inane? No! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! The World Trampeler! Malaprop man! Where have you been? I needed some R&R, so I took a vocation. I travailed around the world. It was quite simulating! I saw kangaroos in the Austrian outback and whales in the specific ocean! I heard swish mountain climbers yoda atop the alfs, climbed the Egyptian Pyrenees and I walked along the great mall of China! Was this set up by a travel agent? Nope --- They're all my own derangements. I don't doubt it for a second, M-Man.
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11.  
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2005-11-28 Pub. Date: 2005-11-27
Image Number: 12337
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! Is it absurd? Is it inane? No! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're being very musical! What's up! Some friends who are acompliced munitions have asked me to join their quintech! A quintet! What instruments are in it? A fluke, a piccalilly, a clarinut, a hobo and I play the buffoon! Something you've always done masterfully, M-man.
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12.  
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2004-12-10 Pub. Date: 2004-12-05
Image Number: 9019
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's a reindeer! It's a sleigh! No! It's "Malaprop Man"! Happy hollandaise to all! You're certainly cheery, M-Man! It's my favorite time of year. I just trimmed the treat with armaments and tonsil, and my house is full of muscletoe and folly. I cleared by jimney and now I'm going to sing Jungle Bulls, Duck the Balls, and Siren Night. Just think, right now at the Norse Pole Santa Cruz and his Alfs are making gifts. I'm nervous! Why, Malaprop Man? Will Santa think I'm nutty or nice?! That's a no-brainer, M-Man.
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2004-06-01 Pub. Date: 2004-05-30
Image Number: 7393
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Vote for Malaprop Man. What's up, M-Man? I'm running for precedent. I've decided to actively precipitate in the electrical process, so I'm heading out on the champagne trail. Do you have any chance? I have lots of deporters and I'm a very defective public speaker. In fact, I just challenged my proponents to a rebate. What party do you belong to? I'm neither a demograph or republicman. Are you to the right or the left? I'm in the muddle. You and all the other candidates, M-Man.
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2004-02-18 Pub. Date: 2004-02-15
Image Number: 6574
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! Is it a board? Is it a pain? No! It's "Malaprop Man" A.K.A. The Creped Crusader. Malaprop Man! How was you Valentine's Day? Great! I proposed and she said "yes." I age my financier a ring as a Tolkien of my inflection. A month from now I'll be a bridegloom exchanging wedding vowels. Isn't this a bit hasty? It was love at first slight. They say opposites detract. Will you be faithful? Absolutely! ... We believe in monotonous relationships. What's in the box? For our wedding night I bought her a slinky negligent! I had no idea you were so sensuous. Hey! Women have always found me very erratic!
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2003-10-19 Pub. Date: 2003-10-19
Image Number: 72161
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! What's going on, MM? I'm participating in a marathong today! Is it a prestigious event? Without a drought! It's very litigious! It has an extinguished field of runners! How did you get into running? My uncle, a former runner is my main source of perspiration. Just completing the race will be a real millstone. Have you been preparing? An hour a day on the dreadmill and an hour on the exerpsycho. I've also been carbo loading for weeks. It's supposed to be unseasonably hot today. Is that a problem? No, it'll be dry ... for me, it not the heat it's the stupidity! I'm well aware of that, M-Man.
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2000-10-29 Pub. Date: 2000-10-29
Image Number: 71618
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! A.K.A. "The Masked Marble". What's new M-Man? I'm going to be a congestion on Regis Philbert's quiz show, "Who Wants to Buy a Million Hares?" so I mesmerized this book of faxes ... Test me. Okay ... Who was the Lone Ranger's sidekick? Toronto? What famous was as in 1776? The American Resolution! Lincoln's famous speech? the Spaghettisburg Address! Are you certain they agreed to have you on the show? Absolutely! It's a dumb deal! That's your first correct answer all day, M-Man.
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 1999-10-03 Pub. Date: 1999-10-03
Image Number: 70564
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's an herb! It's a grain! It's "Malaprop Man"! (A.K.A. the "Soy Wonder") Malaprop Man! How've you been? I hear you no longer eat meat! Right. I'm a strict veterinarian. Every morning I have a bowl of yoga topped with fruit compost and a sprinkle of synonym. I'm also exorcising regularly. I'm trying to tone up my abominaable muscles. Why the new lifestyle? Much to my constellation my uniformity is fitting too snuggly even though it's made of Brand-Ex. Yes, I noticed your tights are ripped in the back. Aha! I though I felt a little daft today. Right as always, M-Man.
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Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 1999-03-28 Pub. Date: 1999-03-28
Image Number: 70227
Caption: Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! A.K.A. "The Creped Crusader". What's up, Malaprop Man? I'm going Hi-Trek! I bought this flaptop commuter and am joining the Inflammation age! This has everything .. Windex 98, Knee Mail, Smell Checker and Food Processor! Now I can smurf the internet for evildoers floating around in ciderspace! And the only danger to me in getting carpool tunnel syndrome. You sure you can operate that thing? The sales clerk assured me it's loser-friendly. Then you're all set.
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