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Cartoonist(s):	Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon:	Tina's Groove
Viewable Date:	2012-05-03	Pub. Date:	2012-05-03
Image Number:	79839
Caption:	Artichokes back me up � Onions do the opposite � But I'm sure you don�t want to hear about my digestion, dear � So I'll tell you about my sex life. I used to think hearing loss was the worst thing that could happen to a server.
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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon:	Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date:	2012-04-01	Pub. Date:	2012-04-01
Image Number:	77491
Caption:	These aren't green onions, these are leeks. Don�t you know the difference? Not really. You are useless in a grocery store! Okay, you know how to pick out a giant squid, right? It's gotta be firm, but not too firm � And pink on the bottom. Megan, there's a reason why men chop the wood and women buy the groceries. We do the things that require brute force, and you do the things where a certain subtlety and nuance are necessary. Call me old-fashioned, but I think a marriage works better that way. Just get the milk. 2% or regular? REGULAR!
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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon:	Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date:	2012-03-05	Pub. Date:	2012-03-05
Image Number:	76878
Caption:	I'm ready to give Beetle a real chewing out, just like you showed me. You need to do something about your breath first. Does it smell bad? No, but it WILL after you take a bite of this onion! Zzzz.
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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2012-02-20	Pub. Date:	2012-02-20
Image Number:	76846
Caption:	Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!
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Cartoonist(s):	Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon:	Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date:	2011-12-26	Pub. Date:	2011-12-26
Image Number:	74423
Caption:	Hawthorne, have you transformed your place into a quaint bed & breakfast yet? Yeah, yeah. Did you add touches of charm, and make it seem like home? Just like your grandma's. Bring your snooty traveling writer in. Oh, yoo-hoo! Mr. Snotfin! You can sleep on the poker table. Just set that onion dip on the floor. Of course.
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Cartoonist(s):	John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon:	The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date:	2011-12-17	Pub. Date:	2011-12-17
Image Number:	73742
Caption:	"To make our zesty meatloaf, combine 1 pound of ground beef, 1 medium onion, 1 cup of bread crumbs, 1 tbs. pepper � " Tbs. means tubs, right. Sure, whatever. We have a tub of Cayenne pepper. Will that work? Yeah. I think substitutions are ok. I've never seen a meatloaf spontaneously combust like that.
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Cartoonist(s):	Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon:	Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date:	2011-10-10	Pub. Date:	2011-10-10
Image Number:	66359
Caption:	I'm off to Italy to bring back the priceless treasures of ancient Rome!! While you're at it ... ... Bring me back a pepperoni pizza with extra onions and mushrooms.
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Cartoonist(s):	Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon:	Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date:	2011-08-26	Pub. Date:	2011-08-26
Image Number:	64736
Caption:	My kingdom is yours, fair maid! Allow me to kiss your hand! Sniff! Darn! I never should've made her peel onions! Slam!
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Cartoonist(s):	Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon:	Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date:	2011-08-14	Pub. Date:	2011-08-14
Image Number:	64577
Caption:	Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man." Malaprop Man! You have lots of groceries there! I'm making dinner for my girlfriend tonight! We'll start with French bunion soup and sneezer salad. Then we'll have a wreck of lamb paired with a vintage bottle of brine! And baked Nebraska for dessert! It'll be a meal she'll never forget ---One pasty bite after another! I don't doubt that at all, M-Man!
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Cartoonist(s):	Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon:	Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date:	2011-07-05	Pub. Date:	2011-07-05
Image Number:	62992
Caption:	What are you reading, Ralph? "Learning How To Care For The Newt." I got it at the pet store. This manual says that Newt hates onions. No, Ralph, this says unions. Newt hates unions. No collective bargaining.
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Cartoonist(s):	Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon:	Tina's Groove
Viewable Date:	2011-06-28	Pub. Date:	2011-06-28
Image Number:	62644
Caption:	Something I ate here last night made me very sick! That's terrible � What did you have? A coupla buckets of onion rings, a rack of ribs, fries, a wetnap by accident, fries, 6 beers a couple of B-52s � hm, yes, how strange that you should get sick. To be fair, it may have been the dinner I had afterwards at Phil's Steakhouse across town ...
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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon:	Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date:	2011-06-24	Pub. Date:	2011-06-24
Image Number:	62306
Caption:	What do you want on your sandwich? Ham, turkey, beef, bologna, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mustard, pickles � Why don't you just say "everything"? Because I don't want your meatballs!
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Cartoonist(s):	John Hambrock
Comic/Cartoon:	The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee
Viewable Date:	2011-06-05	Pub. Date:	2011-06-05
Image Number:	61555
Caption:	What are you planting? Tomatoes, peppers, onions, radishes � What are you planting? Ethanol.
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Cartoonist(s):	Rex May
Comic/Cartoon:	Rex May Gag Cartoons
Viewable Date:	2011-05-02	Pub. Date:	2008-04-22
Image Number:	23085
Caption:	Do you have any last words? - I'm going to smother you in onions.
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Cartoonist(s):	Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon:	Tina's Groove
Viewable Date:	2011-05-01	Pub. Date:	2011-05-01
Image Number:	60187
Caption:	I'm in love with your chocolate pecan tart! Oh, I'm sorry � Pepper's. � We no longer have the chocolate pecan tart. Gasp!! Sniff. How will I go on living!? Give me the liver and onions instead. Liver and onions? That's an odd substitute. I know! I'm always weak on the rebound!
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Cartoonist(s):	Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon:	Family Tree
Viewable Date:	2011-04-22	Pub. Date:	2011-04-22
Image Number:	59859
Caption:	If we build raised beds and a compost bin now � Eco Club. We can plant garlic and onions in September and harvest them next spring. Then wait a whole year? Yes. It's nature's cycle. Wow! An "aha moment"! I suddenly understand grocery stores.
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Cartoonist(s):	Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon:	Pickles
Viewable Date:	2011-04-06	Pub. Date:	2011-04-06
Image Number:	59377
Caption:	I just cleaned out the fridge. I found a block of mild cheddar, sliced cheddar, shredded cheddar, pepper jack slices, gorgonzola, parmesan, a block of cream cheese � � whipped cream cheese, strawberry cream cheese, onion and chive cream cheese, and laughing cow Swiss cheese wedges. I think I may have a problem. I think I may have a cheese sandwich.
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For Newspapers:	Washington Post Writers Group

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Cartoonist(s):	Kieran Meehan
Comic/Cartoon:	Pros & Cons
Viewable Date:	2011-04-06	Pub. Date:	2011-04-06
Image Number:	59292
Caption:	I wish to submit a new piece of evidence into the proceedings. Objection. On what grounds, Mr. Rhodes? Em � Point of order. I'll have pastrami rye, hot dog, mustard, onions and root beer to go.
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Cartoonist(s):	Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon:	Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date:	2010-12-19	Pub. Date:	2010-12-19
Image Number:	55039
Caption:	Uh-oh! Here comes that big bully 'Igor' � Relax and let me handle this � Are you looking for trouble, stranger?! Oh, no! Actually, I'm looking for a really good pizza! One with gooey cheese, green peppers, sausage, mushrooms and onions!! Oooh � Yum! Pow! Bop! Bam! That's called "get them thinking about pizza, and then you pop them"!
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Cartoonist(s):	Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon:	Family Tree
Viewable Date:	2010-12-19	Pub. Date:	2010-12-19
Image Number:	55116
Caption:	Mmm � What shall I cook for Christmas? Uh-oh. Mom's looking for unique recipes! Feast Fine Food. Leg of lamb braised in coffee chipotle sauce. Chipotle sauce! Seared duck breast with chili honey and ginger glaze? Sherry vinegar and molasses-braised root veggie gratin? Stop! Mom? This is a family intervention. Ok. We'll stick with our traditional meal. Yes! Dry turkey, burnt gravy and underdone creamed onions. Plus my not-quite-thawed veggie burger!
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